Just For Fun

So it’s that time of year (the really, crazy busy time), and I think we should take a little humor break this week.

So, for your viewing pleasure, here is a list of my favorite search terms that have somehow led people to my blog.  Some of these I like for their sheer baffling irrelevancy, some for their unintended meanings, and some for the stories my mind makes to explain them.

Award winners:

ant ctrl delete  – best pesticide name
small 6 legged winged bugs  – most ambiguous insect description
nanite swarm – best science fiction / insect crossover
plants excrete in the form of vapour – best analogy
pictures of missing sinus – best free association
leaf footed bug toxicity to humans  – best implied back-story
ground beatle eating cricket – best unintended pun

Runners up:

it has many eyes and six legs and love sugar
lubber grasshopper – purpose of front 2 legs
ant with a black bottom
lost his legs in nom
wolf bearing sword
tiny male grasshoppers mating
fun dung
drip dry gloves
cricket we love you
a picture of a pile of beetles
scorpions do have front claws photos
stinky ball

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Also, if you haven’t checked it out, you should drop in on Collin’s new blog, Advanced Degrees, for funny pictures of graduate school life.  I think this fills a very important gap in the humor blogosphere, because grad life is, frankly, ridiculous.  Like the time I found the note “Email Ingram about Brains” on my planner and realized I had become a mad scientist.

If you have any good pictures (and I know you do) please take a moment to send them his way!